1. Now I'm just going to think of clever titles to make lists for
  2. This app is like an elevated mixture of Twitter, Yik Yak and Buzzfeed
  3. I'm probably not going to have a ton of followers yet I'm still writing down all of these thoughts going on in my head
  4. Oh maybe I'll make a list of things that go through my head when I go to a liquor store and how angry I get when I don't get carded as a newly 21 year old
  5. I wonder if anyone is going to follow me and think I'm funny or relatable
  6. ...probably not