Thoughts while getting drunk off of wine for one

  1. Damn, I'm so mother fucking classy
  2. This $10 bottle doesn't taste that great but it'll do
  3. Yeah I'm drinking by myself
    But it's wine... So it's acceptable
  4. And hey, at least I'm not chugging vodka
    Am I right? Or am I right?
  5. Holy shit, I'm still so fucking classy
  6. Thank you wine, for always being there
  7. Yeah it's the middle of the week
    But hey, WINE WEDNESDAY & CHEERS TO THE END OF THE SEMESTER