Best of: Jack Donaghy

  1. "Never go with a hippie to a second location."
  2. "Human empathy. It's as useless as the Winter Olympics."
  3. "...follow Jack Donaghy's 25 Pillars of Motherhood. Number one: don't overthink the names. Stick to Queens and Kings of England. There will never be a 'President Ashton' or 'Dr. Katniss' or 'non-sexually confused Lorne.'"
  4. "I’m not a creative type like you, with your work sneakers and left-handedness.”
  5. "Rich 50 is middle class 38."
  6. "The imaginary enemy. Classic move, Lemon. The Salem Witch Trials, the Red scare, global warming.”
  7. "Ambition is the willingness to kill the things you love and eat them in order to stay alive."
  8. "She’s aging, mean, and rich. That sounds Republican to me.”