Deciphering His Okc Profile

  1. Lists his income = bad at sex
  2. Posts group photos exclusively = bad at sex
  3. Refers to women as "females" = bad at sex
  4. Has "69" in his username = bad at sex
  5. Says he's good at sex = bad at sex
  6. Has an empty profile = bad at sex
  7. Body spray is listed in their "things I couldn't live without" section = bad at sex
  8. He can't stop talking about that one semester, 12 years ago he spent in Salzburg yet hasn't renewed his passport since = bad at sex
  9. Is an amateur DJ = bad at sex
  10. Describes himself as "eager" = bad at sex