It Happened to Me (or, I Imagine Better Xojane Articles)
- •...my boyfriend swallowed my nose ring while we were making out.
- •...I was fired because of my feelings about the Zodiac (and Mercury wasn't even in retrograde!).
- •...my roommates refused to cast a mouse-ridding spell with me in our apartment.
- •...I was bus-shamed on an OkCupid date.
- •...I had to change grocery stores after one bad date.