REASONS WHY "DOODIE" IS THE GREATEST DESCRIPTOR I'VE EVER INVENTED

It's the perfect word.
  1. 1.
    Can be used to describe a negative situation
    "That test was doodie."
  2. 2.
    Can be used to describe a great quantity of things that you are ambivalent towards
    "There's a ton of doodie on my room floor." OR "Got a lot of doodies for Christmas."
  3. 3.
    Can be used to describe a person
    "Hey! What's up, doodie?"
  4. 4.
    It's gender neutral
    Better than "dude" or "dudette" (which just sounds stupid).
  5. 5.
    Kinda sounds related to poop which is super awesome 💩
    Theory: poop humour is the funniest because it's literally the most humanly relatable action on planet Earth.