REASONS WHY "DOODIE" IS THE GREATEST DESCRIPTOR I'VE EVER INVENTED
It's the perfect word.
- 1.Can be used to describe a negative situation"That test was doodie."
- 2.Can be used to describe a great quantity of things that you are ambivalent towards"There's a ton of doodie on my room floor." OR "Got a lot of doodies for Christmas."
- 3.Can be used to describe a person"Hey! What's up, doodie?"
- 4.It's gender neutralBetter than "dude" or "dudette" (which just sounds stupid).
- 5.Kinda sounds related to poop which is super awesome 💩Theory: poop humour is the funniest because it's literally the most humanly relatable action on planet Earth.