THE TWO TYPES OF HETERO MEN IN THIS WORLD

Straight men are the most bonkers creatures on this planet.
  1. 1.
    The kind that can recognize when another male is attractive and WILL SAY IT
    Can included: "Ya, he's hot/attractive/handsome/good-looking/a fine specimen of man/etc."
  2. 2.
    The kind that says, "Oh, I'm a guy so I don't know if he's attractive or not."
    YOU'RE A DELUSIONAL BABY.