TITLES FOR THE MEMOIR I WILL NEVER WRITE
- •Loving Arugula in a Kale Dominated World
- •Stop Hitting Your Shot on the Table Before You Take ItA Time Management Book
- •From Kohl to Liquid: Eyeliner as a Metaphor for Becoming a Woman
- •How I've Successfully Managed to Deflect All Questions Regarding Whether I Have a Tumblr or Not
- •Is "Social Media" a Hobby?
- •I Don't Actually Shop at Gymboree, but That's a Funny JokeThe Trials and Tribulations of a Short Girl
- •How To (Properly) Market a BoybandThis, I am actually working on