TITLES FOR THE MEMOIR I WILL NEVER WRITE

Inspired by @k8mcgarry, @kaitmaree, and many others 📖
  1. Loving Arugula in a Kale Dominated World
  2. Stop Hitting Your Shot on the Table Before You Take It
    A Time Management Book
  3. From Kohl to Liquid: Eyeliner as a Metaphor for Becoming a Woman
  4. How I've Successfully Managed to Deflect All Questions Regarding Whether I Have a Tumblr or Not
  5. Is "Social Media" a Hobby?
  6. I Don't Actually Shop at Gymboree, but That's a Funny Joke
    The Trials and Tribulations of a Short Girl
  7. How To (Properly) Market a Boyband
    This, I am actually working on