Open...I'll add your items to my list
  1. Answer the phone
  2. Remind me of important things
  3. Tell me the time
  4. Write down things for me without me having to type it using an iPhone keyboard on these stupid internet spots, but realizing its my only part of the day where I can communicate
  5. Operate in the way I wish you would, just basically not so annoyingly and difficult!
  6. Have had anything about it that was ever more fun than "that's it, that's all it does." (Like that stupid cat app that repeats what you say in a funny way)
  7. Stocks
  8. Just tell me all the important stuff.