1. The fat people who make me lose all hope
  2. The thin people who gymtimidate even though it's a gymtimidate on free gym
  3. That they served pizza every Monday night while I'm trying to be thin
  4. The fact that I either ate the pizza or went home pizzaless
  5. That they changed it to only serving pizza on the first Monday of every month
  6. That the bike always gives me a wedgie