Things I'd Willingly Do if They'd Prevent a Trump Presidency

  1. Leap into a sarlacc pit
  2. Listen exclusively to Nickelback
  3. Walk through a small puddle with socks on
  4. Get a piece of popcorn stuck in my teeth and do nothing about it
  5. Stub my toe daily
  6. Be transferred through Comcast customer service indefinitely
  7. Live in a perpetual state of almost sneezing
  8. Rite only n erly 2000z txt slng
  9. Wear axe body spray
  10. Use Internet Explorer
  11. Vote
    Disclaimer: I actually intend to do this one