Things I Think About in Meetings
- •What if I suddenly farted uncontrollably right now?
- •If we were stuck on an island what would the island drama entail?(Queue Lost theme)
- •Does this career mean nothing in the grand scheme of things?
- •Who here is holding in a fart right now?I'm obviously fascinated by the inherent intimacy of farts
- •I want a puppy so bad.
- •Why does unhealthy food taste good? Shouldn't taste naturally = nutritional value?
- •What if I actually could have made a career in painting and instead I self-sabotaged a future of studio-in-the-woods serenity?
- •If I had a pet tiger she would give me rides to work I the morning. And she'd be chillin in this meeting with me right now.