Things I Wish I Could Tell New Friends Upfront
But I'd most definitely scare them off.
- •I don't drink. El fin.
- •I also don't "party."And I kinda have no respect for the culture surrounding it.
- •I don't want to talk about clothes or shopping
- •And I don't like gossiping or listening to your gossip. It makes me feel gross.And it makes you look terrible
- •On the other hand, I'm a class-A listener.
- •I'm an excellent empathizer
- •And I love cooking for my friendsI think cooking is my love language.
- •So now that we've got that over with... LET'S BE FRIENDS!!