Things I Wish I Could Tell New Friends Upfront

But I'd most definitely scare them off.
  1. I don't drink. El fin.
  2. I also don't "party."
    And I kinda have no respect for the culture surrounding it.
  3. I don't want to talk about clothes or shopping
  4. And I don't like gossiping or listening to your gossip. It makes me feel gross.
    And it makes you look terrible
  5. On the other hand, I'm a class-A listener.
  6. I'm an excellent empathizer
  7. And I love cooking for my friends
    I think cooking is my love language.
  8. So now that we've got that over with... LET'S BE FRIENDS!!