HOW DO I JUDGE THEE

Let me count the ways
  1. Can you believe they eat at McDonalds?
  2. Look at her huge suitcase, she could have packed half that size. I mean really, did she need to bring that many shoes?
  3. If only they would exercise, Like I exercise.
  4. Humm. I don't watch television.
  5. Fox News! OMG!
  6. Men, they really don't know how to......you name it.