STAGES OF WAKING UP

This has actually just happened
  1. Naturally waking up
  2. Looking at watch--11.30
  3. No. No. No. Nononononooo
  4. Getting up and going pee
  5. Going back to bed
  6. Lying cathartically checking your phone for a full hour and a half
  7. Trying to go back to sleep. No success. Denial is shit
  8. Grumbling and finally getting out of bed
  9. Real world, I hate you.