WHY THIS IS POSSIBLY THE WORST MONDAY MORNING OF ALL MONDAY MORNINGS
- •Both a doctor appointment and dentist appointment in the same dayJust one is clearly not enough
- •"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" playing over the loudspeaker in the doctors waiting roomImmediately followed by Brave by Sara Bareilles. Srsly?
- •Nurse practitioner clearly in trainingThis means everything (including drawing blood) needs to be done two or more times
- •Almost passing out twice as a result of blood draw-fade to black-
- •Leaving office and realizing still one appointment to goWhy cruel world
- •Whole Foods sushi for lunchOkay, maybe this one is okay
- •Getting to dentist appointment 40 mins early bc of dad's neurosesGood thing I have "modern luxury" magazines and TMZ playing on the tv - they must have known I was coming!!! 😀🔫
- •Over an hour and half spent in the dentists chairYou want MORE X-rays? Great!
- •Taking a first hand seat to the failure and corruption of the American healthcare systemA special shoutout to the $700 dollar bill the dentist almost made me sign!!!