CONVERSATIONS THAT AREN'T INTERESTING TO A PERSON FROM ALASKA

  1. Your stories about the month you spent there in college.
  2. Your stories about the cruise you took to Juneau.
  3. Your opinions on Sarah Palin.
  4. Whether or not there is a reality show set in their hometown.
  5. Daylight.
  6. Snow.
  7. Moose stuff.
    Jk, I could talk about moose stuff for hours.