THINGS MY COWORKERS DON'T KNOW ARE HAPPENING AT MY CUBICLE
- •I'm listening to an episode of Friends on my phone.Thanks, Netflix!
- •My hands are shakingI rarely eat breakfast but I do load up on the employer-provided stumptown coffee!
- •A webcam of my dogBasically the only reason for my existence when I'm here.
- •Several potential ant coloniesWalking to one of the 3 dishwashers in this office is too hard.
- •Nearly constant gchats.My best friend lives out of cell service and only has internet access at work from 9-5. I can't be blamed for this!
- •A general feeling of discontent.To be fair, they might know about that one.