Foods my picky eater kids don't like

I love my kids but they are picky eaters....
  1. Green specks in the food
  2. Food too hot
  3. Whatever was just explicitly asked or ordered by themselves.
  4. Cut in into pieces that don't fit the current model of perfection
  5. Incorrect placement of ketchup
  6. Ketchup accidentally mixed or touching another condiment
  7. Incorrect beverage on the side
  8. Beverage was provided by incorrect parental unit
  9. Incorrect ambient dimmer setting
  10. Food shape does not reflect current favorite Disney character
  11. Parents unable to remember the place of the thing that was in the where of what.
  12. Brother is looking at me