1. Marry rich. You'll be fine.
    Wise words from my father and every performer I have met with a wealthy spouse.
  2. Never forget to fulfill the promises you made to yourself.
  3. Don't EVER eat the mystery meat.
  4. Liquor before beer you are in the clear.
    Unless you have 8 shots and 12 beers at 125 ibs . #deathwish #blackout
  5. Paid to wear not to care.
    Many of my actor friends feel the need to excessively complain about costumes they have to wear in productions. Now I completely understand the need for practical, usable and safely fitted costumes but once the designer and director have signed off on the piece...it is time to shut the hell up.