My Favorite Emojis and Why

These tiny emotion signifiers do a lot of heavy lifting.
  1. The prayer position hands: oddly work well as a "fuck you," and to show true gratitude. 🙏🏽
  2. The tears in eyes: apparently the intended meaning of this is laughing/crying with joy. No. It's extreme hilarity/"I am weak from laughing at how stupid you are." 😂
  3. ☕️ self-explanatory. I ❤️ coffee.
  4. 💫 the shooting star: I am actively working on cultivating a more magical existence.
  5. 📺 I watch a lot of television.