The Shit I See When I Go To The Gym By Myself
SERIOUSLY ONLY WHEN I'M BY MYSELF
- •A guy working out in flip flopsSelf explanatory. But why.
- •A guy going so HAM on abs he almost hit his nose with his kneesI get it summer bod is necessary but your face/nose is important too
- •A guy eating yogurt while doing a leg pressYou seriously could've eaten in the car or like waited a whole 5 minutes before your workout
- •A guy doing abs right next to all the hip adduction and abduction machinesI get it. You want to see girls workout but damn dude be cool
- •A guy I used to talk toI dropped his ass because all he could talk about was crossfit and gave me shit for going to a normal gym. Oh how the tables have turned.
- •The bouncer of a club downtown who knows me by first nameIt took him one look at my ID to remember my name. Took me 6 weeks to notice. It's cool we are Facebook friends now and I don't pay covers