11 TIMES MY NEPHEW DID A BETTER JOB EXPRESSING MY EMOTIONS THAN I COULD

He is a champion at making faces. I've said it before, I'll say it again: way to go at making the best little human, @abbyzeecee and @donnie.
  1. 1.
    Pretty much every morning when my alarm goes off.
    Monkey does NOT like avocado.
  2. 2.
    When I've had enough of your shit.
    Throwing shade better than I can since day 1.
  3. 3.
    When my pants are too tight but I don't want anyone to know.
    I also look distinctly less cute.
  4. 4.
    When I get a StitchFix and everything fits.
    Yaaaayyyy!!!
  5. 5.
    When I accidentally like a really old Instagram while creeping on my crush.
    Oh shit hey there.
  6. 6.
    When I forget to get coffee before rounds.
    This kids an expert yawner.
  7. 7.
    When someone tells me a quality dad joke.
    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
  8. 8.
    When someone brings me breakfast in bed.
    It's a mix of wonder and adoration.
  9. 9.
    When I pulled into the parking lot for Trader Joes and realized there was a Costco there too!
    I loved that shopping center as much as the Monkey loves airplanes.
  10. 10.
    When I'm like, I'm skeptical, but go on.
    First smiles, filled with dubiousness.
  11. 11.
    When I think I hear or see an animal in my house.
    Not a Monkey though. I'd be pumped about that.