BEST THINGS I HAVE DONE THIS WEDNESDAY

After sleeping 5 hours this AM because my body refuses to acknowledge that I'm on night shift.
  1. Emailed this link to @sam: http://bit.ly/1QnpO2o
    And 2 of my best friends from med school.
  2. Walked my friend's adorable dog
    While I used her laundry machine because I am a hobo who refuses to pay to do laundry in the basement of her apartment building.
  3. Texted this link to no less than 10 other people: http://bit.ly/1KMp57O
    Including several at work.
  4. Screenshotted this
    You guys, they actually called it XXL.
  5. And this
    AND THE HASHTAG IS #COMEAGAIN
  6. Got a giant cold brew coffee
    Did you know you can fit a whole bottle of wine in a treinta cup?