CHEESY SHIT THAT I LOVE SAYING
Never gets old.
- •"Guess this is the local!" when on an elevator that stops on every floor.
- •"Maybe they fired me!" when my ID card doesn't work the first time on a swipe door.
- •"Oh, it's some puppy yoga!" when a dog stretches into downward facing dog.
- •"Ugh that was terrible! I hated it!" when a waitress clears my empty plate.Shout out to @Marc, who reminded me how much I love saying this with his list, and inspired me to write this one.
- •"Looks like we're all members of the clean plate club!" when we all enjoy our meals.
- •"Oof, my eyes were bigger than my stomach!" when I order too much food.
- •"Couldn't be much nicer out, yah?!" when the weather is lovely.Also applicable in reverse when it's crappy out.
- •"I guess it's free!" when the cashier can't find a price tag.H/T @TT!