DISTINCT MOMENTS OF PANIC THAT MAKE IT CLEAR I WOULD NOT SURVIVE IN A TRAVEL-BACK-IN-TIME SCENARIO

Listen, I'm not some kind of prissy high maintenance technophile. But these very real, very common examples make me realize that if there were a sci-fi set-up with a time machine (look at me being in the Halloween spirit!), I would definitely be playing the role of the high society whiny girl eaten first by dinosaurs or taken by the Black Plague.
  1. "I DROPPED MY CONTACT LENS AND I AM ON VACATION NOW I WILL BE BLIND FOREVER HELP."
    Similar examples: my contact has been put in backwards, I have rubbed my eye and my contact is in a tiny dagger of a fold somewhere in my eye, I am not on vacation but can not locate my glasses anyway.
  2. "THIS PLACE IS CASH ONLY?!"
    What am I, made of money?
  3. [pocket pat] [slightly more urgent back pocket pat] [panicked other pocket pat] [HARRIED RIFLING THROUGH BAG] [MANIC PAWING AT BREAST] "YOU GUYS I THINK I LOST MY PHONE."
    Similar examples: I am expected to find my way somewhere but my phone has died, I need to know a fact, any fact really, and there is no cell service, something is pretty but my phone has low battery and I can not take a photo
  4. "THERE IS A BUG INDOORS AND I CAN NO LONGER FUNCTION I AM HAVING A FULL BLOWN MELT-DOWN."
    (This is the "establishing scene" that makes it for sure I am trapped in a dungeon with no air vents or something)
  5. "SHIT THERE IS A CAT HERE AND I HAVE FORGOTTEN MY INHALER."
    Really, many examples here, all involving ridiculous reliance on modern medicine. I suspect this would be many of our downfall.
  6. "OH MY GOD THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A SUGAR FREE DRINK."
    No excuse for this one, I'm just a gigantic diva who hates drinking her calories.
  7. "I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM THIS PERSON IN TWO DAYS THEY MUST HATE ME I AM IN A PUDDLE OF DESPAIR."
    Instant validation not readily available in ye olden days, I'm told.
  8. "CRAP THERE IS NO HAIR TIE ON MY WRIST."
    Having hair in your face when you're trying to get shit done really is panic inducing, but in the movie, I have now committed myself to having my hair set on fire or comically falling out. You know what? I hate this movie.