BUT IT ISNT I SWEAR
- •Taking a left on red on one way streetsI can not understand how this doesn't cause a billion accidents even if it logically makes sense.
- •Head massages with shampooing before a haircutThis is essentially prostitution.
- •Disneyland FastPassI am cutting!
- •Smoking pot in DCHow is this legal.
- •Frequent buyer card cash-insThey are giving me something and I am giving them no money. Zero monies. Just some stickers or a holey card.
- •Peeing out in the open when on a long, remote hikeAlso feels incredibly free/wonderful/empowering.