FEELS ILLEGAL

BUT IT ISNT I SWEAR
  1. Taking a left on red on one way streets
    I can not understand how this doesn't cause a billion accidents even if it logically makes sense.
  2. Head massages with shampooing before a haircut
    This is essentially prostitution.
  3. Disneyland FastPass
    I am cutting!
  4. Smoking pot in DC
    How is this legal.
  5. Frequent buyer card cash-ins
    They are giving me something and I am giving them no money. Zero monies. Just some stickers or a holey card.
  6. Peeing out in the open when on a long, remote hike
    Also feels incredibly free/wonderful/empowering.