FOODS I DON'T LOVE BUT PEOPLE ARE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO CONVINCE ME I DO

WE CAN AGREE TO DISAGREE, FRIENDS
  1. 1.
    Bacon
    Before you get up in arms, as a rule, most of these foods are perfectly fine foods. I don't hate them, I just don't LOVE them. I really love so many other things that are bad for me, why do I have to love bacon?
  2. 2.
    Doughnuts
    Ditto for doughnuts.
  3. 3.
    Blueberries
    Too hard to eat. Too small and sour or too big and rotten.
  4. 4.
    Scones
    Too dry.
  5. 5.
    Pepsi products
    Coke is better.
  6. 6.
    Egg yolks
    Prefer the whites alone. #racisteating
  7. 7.
    Gum
    Why?
  8. 8.
    Cantaloupe
    Blah.
  9. 9.
    Zucchini
    This is the one exception to my rule: this is a disgusting food. It tastes like what I imagine gym socks taste like and it has the most horrible texture in the world. It's like a mealy apple and an eggplant had a baby. WORST.
  10. 10.
    Lobster/clams/oysters/shrimp
    I am allergic to these. Please stop insisting I would like these.