HARD NOT TO TAKE PERSONALLY

Even though they're rarely personal.
  1. Jack-hammering
    This is so loud, and so aggressive, and too often coincidental with a nap.
  2. Getting cut off in traffic
    OH IM SORRY. NOT GOING FAST ENOUGH FOR YOU? I AM GONNA TAIL YOU NOW.
  3. Person in front of you in line buying the last of the food item you want
    They definitely knew.
  4. Parking tickets
    Feels like a pointed criticism of where you chose to park.
  5. Taking my parking spot.
    Didn't you see me coasting up for a smooth landing?! GTFO.
    Suggested by   @katolson
  6. When your significant other is all over social media, liking stuff, but not your posts
    IS IT OVER?
  7. Lists on The List App that rag on The List App
    Suggested by   @dev
  8. Neighbor dog barking at you
    I've lived here for two years, jerk
    Suggested by   @karen
  9. People yell-talking on their phones on public transportation. If I can hear you through my headphones, you've made it personal
    Suggested by   @audra_k_ob
  10. The bus leaving the stop as you sprint, while screaming WAIT FOR ME!!!!
    Bus driver filled with power. Fucker.
    Suggested by   @donnie
  11. People saying negative things about cats and cat ladies
    Suggested by   @sam
  12. Basically everything that happens when you're a designer
    Suggested by   @bagelfever
  13. Skinny friend complaining about her figure
    Suggested by   @hannieshit