IF I WERE A RICH MAN

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  1. 1.
    I would figure out how to create a room of money to dive into like Scrooge McDuck
  2. 2.
    I would walk around with headphones on at night because being a man is dope
  3. 3.
    I would buy my dad new socks for every day of his life because that is his dream and I think it's a really good one
  4. 4.
    All day long I'd biddy biddy bum
  5. 5.
    I would be a secret benefactor
  6. 6.
    I would get the largest and most comfortable mattress in all the land, cover it in 1 billion thread count sheets, and establish a harem of pillows for nightly pleasure
  7. 7.
    Also, I'd invest wisely and be very philanthropic, which are less interesting but pretty important plans
    My momma didn't raise no fool