LIVE LISTING SALLY'S SOLO THANKSGIVING DRINK OFF

Y'all may have read a super Debby Downer list about my miserable Thanksgiving ER shift. I'm embarrassed and gonna delete it tomorrow. Instead, I shall share my quest to forget the day. (Also, all you extremely kind people who commented -- know that I have screen shots of all your love to look at whenever I feel down)
  1. Ok, I've got my slippers on
    Pretty sure they are the word "basic" incarnate, and ~*i DoN't CaRe*~
  2. And a red wine I picked solely based on the label being pretty
    The only way to do it, if you ask me.
  3. LETS DO THIS
  4. Oh for FUCKS SAKE the first commercial that came on was for Audi and it's about a grandpa who gets snowed in with his dog and thinks his whole damn family isn't coming.
    That's NOT FAIR I haven't even poured a glass and I'm crying.
  5. Fill her up quickly here before I burst into tears again.
    @LizDawson a wine glass, though out of the bottle seems more poetic.
  6. Starting off with some Grey's Anatomy
    Would like to know what the eff is going on with this faux feud, but like not that bad. Move it along, Shonda.
  7. Weeeeeeeee glass 2
  8. This old wizened fire fighter totes gonna die after he talks to his wife Ruth and I'm likely gonna fall apart. S'cool.
  9. Spoiler alert: Ruth is now here and I'm sitting in a pool of tears.
    The Backstreet Boys playing in the background is really fucking me up.
  10. GAH THIS IS A COMMERCIAL RIGHT NOW?!
    Oh yah, let's mix in some Adele tonight. Sure. Great plan.
  11. Robbins you can't ask a patient out that's gross just FYI
  12. This guy just said to lock the door as like a sexy gesture and it reminded me of the hotel worker who burst in on me and a gentleman caller a few weeks ago while we were in bed together did I tell you guys that story Hahahah lol
  13. UGH Wrath of the Titans is on but I thought it was Remember the Titans wut a let down
  14. Ooooooh the last scene of ever afte YAS I live for this
    It's the only adult Drew Barrymore movie I can handle bc it's kinda appropriate that she looks like she's about to cry all the time lololol Anjelica Huston is blue
  15. LAST HOLIDAY WITH QUEEN LATIFAH THATS IT IM CALLING IT THIS NOGHT HAS TURNED AROJND
    Also im drink now
  16. LL cool j is adorable lets get him on ListApp
    "I hate snow. Snow sucks" PREACH IT LL
  17. Short crying interlude for bad news from my friend who is still working in the ER.
    Good thing my neighbors aren't home! Drunk crying ain't quiet 🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷🍷😭
  18. Ooooh very into these sparkly dresses on the Big Lots commercials also appreciating that these women are big boned wuts up ladiez thank 4 u
    Also quite thankful for autocorrect
  19. Now taking to sending ppl drunk crying pics here I'll share w u gaiz
  20. This movie has such A damn haippy ending
    AND A WHERE ARE THEY NOW CREDIT SCENE LOOOOOVE ITTTT
  21. Exsqueeze me ListApp I need some input; encore presentation of last holiday, dog shel replay on nbcsports but only the end, maid in manhattan plz help me decide
    Never mind I decided muted dogs how and watching all the music videos I have nt seen over the past few months: sorry, hello, hotline bling sry I am very out of touch
  22. Ok two super important updates: 1) the wine is now empty and 2) sorry is he best music video I've ever seen I never want to stop watch in it
  23. Wtf is goin on in the hotline bling video I don't understand but I kinda love it
    Also wut up bulldog ur great
  24. JOHN LEGUOZAMO IS IN THR WHAT DO YOU MEAN VIDEO IS THIS ROMEO AND JULIET WUT IS HAPENING
    This vid is verr sexxy WHOAWHOAEHOA IT JSUT GOT RLY RAPEY WTF
  25. Hello
    It's me
  26. Congrats wire fox terrier u earned it!
  27. Wow Selena Gomez looks 🔥 in this same old love video
  28. YouTube just played me 2 TSwift videos in a row it's a thanksgiving T miracle
    OMFG now it's 3 amazing
  29. Ok now they have officially played 4--NAY 5!--Taylor videos in a row I thinks it's a plot they know what I need
    Sent this screen shot to my friend with the caption "me, rn"
  30. With number 6 i am forced to admit that somehow this has turned into a TSwift channel sooooo I'm just gonna watch sorry again for like the 80th time tonight
    Man autocorrect really covering for@Me@righg now
  31. Painting mah nails now
    It's hard not gonna bullshit u gaiz but they're gonna glow in the dark so it's worth it
  32. Look they're glow in this was extremely hard to take a pic of
    Ok I'll edit tonight s mess as k see fit tomorrow I gotta go to bed now love to ya all