MOMENTS OF VICARIOUS TRIUMPH: TIMES I HAVE CLAPPED WILDLY WHILE WATCHING TV ALONE

Movies on TV included. Spoilers and profanity aplenty ahead.
  1. When Neville cuts the fucking head off that fucking basilisk.
    FUCK YOU VOLDEMORT
  2. When Mindy tells Danny she doesn't need his shit about not being ready to move in together ("I'm going to be fine, no matter what happens"; calm walk-out).
    (sorry, I love you Danny, but) FUCK YOU MANCHILDREN EVERYWHERE
  3. LEFT SIDE! STRONG SIDE! LEFT SIDE! STRONG SIDE!
    FUCK YOU RACISM ALSO IM CRYING
  4. When Cristina Yang stops in the door on the way out forever and tells Meredith that Derek isn't the sun, she is.
    (Even though you're dead now and that's sad) FUCK YOU MCDREAMY
  5. When Olivia Benson looks that piece of shit rapist in the eye and says, "You're MY bitch now" on the J Lo Hew episode of SVU.
    FUCK YOU SERIAL RAPIST
  6. When Shoshana is trying to decide in the Girls finale if she should go to Japan and Hermie tells her, "Grab a seat at the table and lean the fuck in.”
    YAAAASSSSS
  7. When Helena fucking kills the shit out those asshole drug dealers.
    FUCK YOU POUCHY DONT THREATEN HER FAMILY
  8. When Forrest bulldozes the fucking hellhole where Jenny grew up.
    FUCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT CHILD MOLESTERS I FUCKING HATE YOU
  9. When they score the winning goal in Miracle.
    FUCK YOU COMMIES
  10. When Genuwine dedicates Pony to Li'l Sebastian at the Pawnee/Eagleton Unity Concert.
    YASSSSSSSSSS