MOVIES PLAYING AT A THEATER NEAR YOU *AND* WAYS I WOULD DESCRIBE MY LOVE LIFE (2 LISTS IN 1!)

Things are going great over here.
  1. Mission Impossible: Rogue Nation
  2. The Gallows
  3. Jurassic World
  4. Pixels
  5. Trainwreck
  6. Irrational Man
  7. Self/less
  8. The Stanford Prison Experiment