STORIES I COULD TELL ON JEOPARDY AFTER THE COMMERCIAL BREAK
- •The French police once pulled over a car in which I was riding in the trunk.This night actually started with many baby bottles filled with wine. Contrary to how this sounds, I was not a kidnapping victim.
- •I have been to the Academy Awards.I wore borrowed diamonds and accidentally crashed the nominees area at the Governors Ball.
- •My brother and I hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon and back up to the top in one day, without any planning or training.This was a bad idea.
- •I went sky diving on a whim after an ex-boyfriend teased me that I'd be too scared.I went alone the next day because he was too freaked out to get out of bed.
- •In third grade, when we were supposed to write "I feel..." statements to a pretend bully in an assignment, I wrote "I feel you should back the fuck off."It's possible this one isn't appropriate for air.
- •I was a gigantic newborn baby.I weighed 10lbs 8.5oz at birth and came out the natural way. My mom likes to remind me of this at key moments.
- •I thought Thanksgiving was a place until about age 7.We were always going to Thanksgiving! So sue me.