STUFF THAT IRRATIONALLY INFURIATES ME WHEN EXHAUSTED

WHEN I AM REALLY TIRED MY INTERNAL MONOLOGUE IS IN ALL CAPS. ALSO, THIS LIST COULD BASICALLY BE THE LAST 2 BULLET POINTS. SORRY FOR YELLING AT YOU GUYS BUT IVE BEEN WAKING UP AT 4AM ALL WEEK.
  1. Coffee
    YOU ARE TOO HOT WHY WONT YOU LET ME DRINK YOU.
  2. The sun (being hot AND bright)
    HOW DARE YOU.
  3. Oh man, children
    STOP CRYING AND/OR LAUGHING AND/OR SCREAMING AND/OR JABBERING. PLEASE JUST BE QUIET, FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY.
  4. My keys
    WHY CANT I FIND YOU AND WHY WONT YOU WORK AND OPEN THE DOOR SO I CAN SLEEP.
  5. The Internet
    YOU ARE NOT FAST ENOUGH OR YOU ARE CRASHING AND I AM TURNING INTO THE HULK.
  6. Trash men
    I KNOW YOU ARE JUST DOING YOUR JOB BUT YOU ARE SO LOUD AND YOUR TRUCK SMELLS LIKE TRASH.
  7. Popcorn
    WHY CANT I POP IT WITHOUT BURNING IT NOW MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE BURNT POPCORN AND I AM STILL HUNGRY.
  8. The temperature in the room
    IT IS NOT COMFORTABLE IN HERE AND EVERYONE OUGHT TO KNOW THAT.
  9. My heater/my portable AC (related to above)
    WHY ARE YOU BROKEN AND/OR MAKING SO MUCH NOISE I WILL BANG ON YOU PLANET OF THE APES STYLE UNTIL THIS IS RESOLVED.
  10. Starbucks
    YOU HAVE A LINE AND YOU ARENT OPEN BEFORE 5AM YOU ARE DEAD TO ME.
  11. Elevators
    OH YOU COULD NOT TAKE THE STAIRS ONE FLOOR GO STRAIGHT TO HELL BUT DONT YOU DARE LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT FOR TAKING THIS ELEVATOR ONE FLOOR DONT YOU KNOW I AM EXHAUSTED.
  12. Coworkers
    YOU ARE TOO EARLY YOU ARE TOO LATE YOU ARE INCOMPETENT YOU CAN NOT READ MY MIND THESE ARE ALL UNFORGIVABLE SINS.
  13. Spotify
    THIS ISNT THE SONG I WANTED.
  14. The line to get out of the garage
    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (legit I once screamed in my car so loudly that other drivers looked at me -- all our windows were up)
  15. My clothes
    ALWAYS TOO TIGHT I CANT BREATHE WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME.
  16. Everything
    EVERYTHING IS THE WORST.
  17. Everyone
    I MIGHT AS WELL BE HONEST, EVERYONE IS THE WORST TOO.