THE MANY AGES I AM, AS DETERMINED BY THINGS I LOVE 📂
AKA these are a few of my favorite things [this is super #draftmas-y, true spirit @aprilkquioh i I hope you're happy cause it's been sitting in my drafts for MONTHS, unedited and languishing and tbh very stupid and now it's out in the wild sorry]
- •2 weeks old: being swaddled
- •6 months old: anything with the consistency of baby foodEspecially if it comes in a pouch 👌🏽
- •4 years old: dinosaurs, sharks, and outer space
- •8 years old: staying up way past my bedtime
- •13 years old: gossip
- •18 years old: sex (had to make it legal)¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- •22 years old: sparkling white wineVinho Verde 4 life whaddup trader joes
- •29 years old: I dunno, making lists? I am this age on government documents
- •33 years old: drinking wine on my tastefully adorned back porch with the ladies after workNote, not ladiezzz, that would make me 21
- •41 years old: being freed of any plans so I can watch my stories and go to bed at a reasonable hour
- •54 years old: waking up early on a Saturday morning, quietly drinking coffee and surveying my landI am also, apparently, a plantation owner?
- •60 years old: tending to my back porch garden
- •73 years old: sitting and staring at the oceanOr as we call it in my family, S&S.