THINGS I HAVE MISTAKEN FOR BUGS

I have a deep fear of bugs in my home and extremely poor eyesight.
  1. A bag clip
    I successfully defeated this one by smashing it with a shoe.
  2. An almond
  3. A hair tie
  4. A penny
  5. Dust bunnies, frequently
    At especially fragile moments, this particular sensory mishap has made me cry.
  6. Red onion skin
  7. A watch battery
  8. The roach poison traps I have scattered about my home to protect me from said bugs
  9. A booger
  10. One time it really was a huge roach and that was the worst