THINGS I THINK ARE SO DISTINCTLY HORRIBLE I CAN USE THEM AS A UNIVERSAL GOLD STANDARD
It's helpful to have a benchmark.
- •Buttered popcorn Jelly BellysThe most disgusting flavor of an otherwise wonderful treat. "Coconut is the buttered popcorn of LaCroix."
- •Wintry mixEveryone's least favorite of everything. "I'm going to need a drink after this wintry mix of a day."
- •Bad salsaJust inexcusably poor cooking. "Ugh I don't want to go to dinner at her place, I bet she even makes bad salsa."
- •Taking out the trashWorst chore that is actually easy but I still hate it. "I'd rather take out the trash than talk to him for another minute."
- •Taxi TVsSO FUCKING INCESSANTLY ANNOYING ALWAYS (and occasionally inducing of carsickness). "Donald Trump is a goddamn Taxi TV."