THINGS THAT ARE ONLY OKAY WHEN YOU DO THEM ➕

But not when anybody else does it.
  1. Talk trash on your parents
  2. Nose picking
  3. Unfollow someone on social media
  4. Say something negative about your appearance
  5. Leave dirty dishes in the sink
  6. Criticize your lazy ass significant other
  7. Double dipping.
    Suggested by   @alissamaynot
  8. Drinking directly out of the (almond) milk carton.
    Suggested by   @EricElkins
  9. Leaving the fridge door open.
    (Also a defiant, I'm a single grownup and can do whatever the fuck I want, gesture.)
    Suggested by   @EricElkins
  10. chat with friends in the movie theater
    Suggested by   @paulgale
  11. Biking the wrong way on a one way street.
    Suggested by   @paulgale
  12. Canceling last minute because I'm not feeling like going out anymore
    And probably feel horribly guilty
    Suggested by   @originalamericantrt
  13. Playing a favorite song on repeat
    Suggested by   @TT
  14. Sublisting
    A brand new concept!
    Suggested by   @sam
  15. Farting
    Suggested by   @johnnyartpants
  16. Switching from the right turn only lane to the regular lane when you knew all along the lane you were in was right turn only and you were only in it to cut the line.
    When I do it, it's okay because I'm in a real rush and I'm very sorry and I don't do it all the time. When YOU do it? YOU ARE A FUCKING TERRIBLE PERSON AND I WILL DESTROY YOU.
    Suggested by   @mandi