THINGS THAT ARE WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE FOR ME

But you all seem to have them down?
  1. FitBit Challenges
    You guys are all so brave.
  2. Karaoke
    Do not understand why this is fun, v stressful.
  3. White shirts
    Not a chance it remains unstained, but I will spend the whole day thinking about how I haven't done it yet.
  4. Having a birthday party
    Everyone is looking at me.
  5. Not knowing what's on a menu ahead of time
    Entirely unreasonable to expect that I can calmly make that decision on the fly, far too much pressure.
  6. Taking a nap in the car
    How can you guys sleep when everyone's talking about how you're asleep in a 5'x10' box.
  7. ListApp meet-ups
    WHAT IF IM NOT COOL ENOUGH.