THINGS THAT TICKLE ME MORE THAN THEY PROBABLY SHOULD
I could go on forever. I'm frequently tickled.
- •Narrating dogs"Dis mah leaf. I'm a dog."
- •When someone is publicly shown to do something they decry (see: "family values")Schaaaaadenfreude.
- •Laffy Taffy jokesThey're just silly puns and they get me every damn time.
- •A well timed "if you love it so much why don't you marry it."Works with both live people and inanimate objects.
- •When @donnie crafted himself into a corner.Tears. There were tears. OVERHEARD WHILE DONNIE HOT GLUE-GUNNED HIS SON'S COSTUME
- •ACCIDENTAL CAPS
- •Get off my lawn!I know it's overplayed but it's just such a perfect description of how I feel ALL THE TIME.
- •Unnecessarily numbered restaurantsThere's a restaurant called Tijuana Tacos 3 that I order from regularly for pretty much this reason alone. Where are 1 and 2?! We'll never know.
- •HAHAHAHAHAHA another Laffy Taffy jokeI'm so sorry that I'm not sorry.