THINGS WITH LIMITED ADULT VALUE AT WHICH I AM SIGNIFICANTLY MORE SKILLED THAN THE AVERAGE PERSON
Sorry I'm not sorry ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- •Identifying which TV channels are most likely to be playing trashy/awesome movies at 2:30 PM on a SaturdayOptions for applicable movies include but are not limited to: 27 Dresses, Enough, The Replacements, Remember the Titans, What's Your Number, Stick It, any and all Harry Potters
- •Bee-bop scatting at 7 AMMany past boyfriends can attest to this.
- •Thinking up things to cheers to while drinking
- •Walking very long distances in flip flopsMost recently: the Golden Gate Bridge.
- •Eating entire meals made up of pocket-sized snacksThanks, medical profession!
- •Remembering crazy ass dreams, often involving the person with whom I am speaking.
- •Obtaining enough free samples to exempt me from buying shampoo or conditioner for over 3 years.That was a good run.
- •Knowing what time it is when I wake up in the middle of the night.