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  1. Identifying which TV channels are most likely to be playing trashy/awesome movies at 2:30 PM on a Saturday
    Options for applicable movies include but are not limited to: 27 Dresses, Enough, The Replacements, Remember the Titans, What's Your Number, Stick It, any and all Harry Potters
  2. Bee-bop scatting at 7 AM
    Many past boyfriends can attest to this.
  3. Thinking up things to cheers to while drinking
  4. Walking very long distances in flip flops
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    Most recently: the Golden Gate Bridge.
  5. Eating entire meals made up of pocket-sized snacks
    Thanks, medical profession!
  6. Remembering crazy ass dreams, often involving the person with whom I am speaking.
  7. Obtaining enough free samples to exempt me from buying shampoo or conditioner for over 3 years.
    That was a good run.
  8. Knowing what time it is when I wake up in the middle of the night.