TODAY I...

  1. Slept in
  2. Made myself a giant bowl of cheddar and pepper jack cheese grits with 2 fried eggs on top
  3. Watched the end of Now and Then on WeTV
  4. Showered and did some impromptu leg shaving
  5. Took my car in for its 18 month servicing
  6. Stopped at McDonalds for a diet coke
  7. Got my car washed at one of those places where you can watch it go through like a proud parent
  8. Drove to my favorite movie theater and bought a pretzel and dark chocolate ginger bar to eat, all by myself
  9. Finally saw Inside Out
  10. Cried
  11. Went over to my friend's new, post-divorce apartment and sat on her new, post-divorce deck and had new, post-divorce conversations
  12. Grabbed a drink and ended up staying for dinner with my friend, her roommate, and her roommate's 17-year-old sister, who was stoned
  13. Marveled at how stupid the stoned 17-year-old was and texted @sam about it
  14. Ghosted from the dinner
  15. Poured myself a giant glass of wine from Oso Libre, a Paso Robles winery I visited on my California Coast until Cutlet adventure
  16. Talked to my mom and dad for 3 hours while sitting on my deck drinking wine
  17. Listed it