TV CHANNELS WHOSE NAMES ARE A LIE 📂
(Judging by the last one, I'm guessing this was drafted a few glasses of wine in on a Saturday night when there was not an acceptable Lifetime movie on for me to enjoy. Viva la draft week? Sorry yall, there's a reason these stayed in drafts.)
- •TLC: The Learning ChannelThe only thing I learn about from watching TLC is how to exploit minority groups. Also, how to extreme coupon. That's pretty cool, if I'm being honest.
- •MTV: Music TelevisionShows about teen mothers are not music. Clips of stupid internet pranks are not music. Original programming (albeit pretty great) about some cool girls in high school is also not music. True life exposes (again, albeit great): NOT MUSIC.
- •MTV 2: Music Television 2Reruns of all of the above: STILL NOT MUSIC.
- •LMN: Lifetime Movie NetworkDAMMIT LIFETIME YOU MADE A CHANNEL EXCLUSIVELY FOR YOUR SPECIAL BRAND OF AWFUL FANTASTIC MOVIES STOP PLAYING INTERVENTION AND MY HOUSE IS HAUNTED AND CHILD KILLERS. MOVIE. NETWORK. PLAY MOVIES.