UNWELCOME INTRUSIONS THAT MAKE ME WHINE

NOOOOO STAAAAHP
  1. Insect pictures on Instagram
    Grosssssss whyyyyyy?
  2. Nuts in perfectly good brownies
    GET OUUUTTT
  3. When Pandora commercials are louder than the music
    It makes me jump and then I look stoooopid. Especially when I'm listening at work and on the phone with my attending and all of a sudden the computer is shouting "HEY PANDORA USER ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A FAST WAY TO SELL YOUR CAR?!" and my attending is all uhhhhh and I'm frantically trying to turn down the volume and it's a mess
  4. Horror movie commercials fooling me by starting out happy before showing something TERRIFYING and giving me nightmares
    Waaaahhhhh
  5. Zucchini in grilled vegetables
    You ruiiined itttttttt
  6. That $5 9/11 fee that makes my free Southwest flights not actually free
    Ugggghhhhh it always costs moneeeey. I don't wanna be unpatriotic, but why won't you let me have just this one thing, America.
  7. Anytime a neighbor knocks on my door while I'm in PJs aka all of the times
    I don't wanna talk to yoooouuuuuuu
  8. Instagram photos of bleeding wounds.
    Why why why why why
    Suggested by   @abbinka
  9. pictures of snakes
    anywhere
    Suggested by   @mollyyeh
  10. raisins in challah
    Suggested by   @mollyyeh
  11. Pictures of rodents... Just no.
    Suggested by   @IHJ
  12. When your husband asks you what's going on during The Good Wife
    No one speaks when Julianna Margulies is on TV.
    Suggested by   @thatssoayesha
  13. When you decided to have a day of alone time and you run into a friend.
    Suggested by   @lgw