WAYS I WOULD LIKE TO (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NEVER WILL) BE DESCRIBED

I mean, know yourself.
  1. 1.
    Unflappable
    This is the dream.
  2. 2.
    Ephemeral
  3. 3.
    Like a cheetah
  4. 4.
    Put-together
  5. 5.
    Classic
  6. 6.
    Fiercely private
    Clearly, not.
  7. 7.
    Indescribable
  8. 8.
    Slight
    I am never going to be slight.