The menu when I eat my emotions is both stereotyped and detailed. It is also always accompanied by diet coke. Locations included when applicable so you too can taste my feelings.
  1. Lime tostitos and queso, family size.
  2. An exorbitant amount of sushi.
    Also, notably at Rollapalooza in Chicago and Minato Sushi in Baltimore. I am loyal when it comes to my emotional raw fish.
  3. Chocolate Cheerios with vanilla almond milk, chocolate chips, and chocolate flavored granola.
  4. Three (3) meatball sliders on garlic knots, calzone with spinach and extra cheese, and anywhere from one to five (1-5) chocolate chip cookies and one to five (1-5) oatmeal raisin cookies.
  5. Two to six (2-6) servings of cheese grits with literally every kind of cheese in my refrigerator and a can of chocolate frosting.
  6. Japanese gyoza, yellow curry with chicken, +/- wasabi shumai.
  7. Chicken fingers with extra ranch dressing, a side of sweet potato fries, and mozzarella sticks.
  8. Stove roasted marshmallow on a chopstick with a Hershey's kiss mashed into it.
    Usually while waiting for delivery to arrive.
  9. The Twister, The Rocky, or The Lewinsky with curly fries and a large package of gummy candies.
  10. Curry chicken noodle salad, curry or lemongrass chicken banh mi, and two (2) lemongrass tofu spring rolls.
  11. Spinach spinwheels (fried, not baked), Fiesta Chicken sandwich with mac and cheese, and a Brownie Earthquake Shake.
  12. Entire pints of Ben & Jerry's.
    Including but not limited to: Hazed & Confused, Cake Batter, Chocolate Peppermint Crunch, Chocolate Therapy, Coffee Toffee Bar Crunch, I Have Now Decided My Next List Is About Ben & Jerry's.
  13. More chicken fingers accompanied by Breyers Dibs.
  14. Deep dish pizza with spinach and extra cheese (never enough cheese!).
  15. Scallion pancakes, Thai lunch with chicken pad siew, white rice, miso salad, and soup, plus an ozen special roll.
  16. Fried pickles, tater tots, and dinosaur chicken nuggets with sriracha-spiked ketchup volcano to sacrifice the dinosaurs into.
    Found in the freezer aisle everywhere.
  17. Two (2) ceviche tacos, one (1) al pastor taco, two (2) guacamole entrees, chips and salsa.
  18. An uncountable number of hot dogs and pitchers of beer.
    Unfortunate overlap with a different, tragic list about drinking my feelings.