Embarrassing Selfies

  1. The time I took a selfie with a giraffe and later realized I also captured some llama ass in the process.
  2. The time I stuffed my face with the best cupcake in the whole world.
  3. The time I painted my face so I could score free chicken.
  4. The time I dressed up like Poison Ivy for Halloween.
  5. The time I tried to be artsy and failed.
  6. The time I insisted we act like Minions.
  7. The time I sent this picture to guilt trip my husband because I had to leave the house in 10 degree weather.
  8. The time I made my daughter take a selfie with Jack Daniels.