Insane Donald Trump thinks he has "the best words" but the Internet begs to differ
  1. "Trump is an irredeemably parasitic nincompoop and a maladjusted sheep-molesting mass of existential impotence."
  2. "Trump is a frightfully salacious menace and a narcissistic odiously suffocating derelict whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory."
  3. "Trump is an outrageously lascivious oaf and a loathsome all-defiling manifestation of contraceptive personality."
  4. "Trump is a devilishly loathsome prostitute and a gluttonous heart-sickening sub-literate simple minded mental midget."
  5. "Trump is an unconscionably debauched idiot and a preposterous nose-picking menace to, not only society, but all living creatures."