Best Hangover Remedies
bc we've all had one too many the night before you really had something to do the next day
- •AdvilThree at minimum. They haven't killed me yet...
- •Chugging waterCareful, water tends to sit on your stomach and could have adverse effects
- •Blue gatoradeAny gatorade really, but my sister swears by cool blue
- •BeerYes, believe it or not, hair of the dog is your best bet for hangover bliss (is that even a thing?)
- •CoffeeIt might not make you feel better, but at least you won't be dragging ass all day
- •HorseradishShit will clean you out
- •Something greasyCoat your stomach and feel nauseous no more!
- •Eating your way through the hangoverBest case scenario: when your hangover turns you into a bottomless pit
- •Smoking the Devil's Lettuce 🍁😈Or so I've heard...
- •NOT writing listsI repeat, do not write a list. Your poor brain won't be able to handle it, it's got too much other shit to worry about. Oh god, someone please find me a bucket
- •Blowfish!Believe it or not, this shit works! Call it the placebo effect, but I don't care! Stop trying to shatter my illusions, they're all I have!
- •HashbrownsThey're not heavy but they have about the same amount of grease as a team of mechanics
- •ShowerGetting clean will actually make you feel better. Something about wallowing in your own filth tends to make the hangover linger...
- •SleepWhen all else fails, a nap will gently caress you into a silent dream world where hangovers don't exist and bottomless mimosas rain down from on high